27 February 2012

More Unalaska Follies

Those kooky folks in Unalaska have been at it again. Last week, I mentioned there were no reports of inebriated behavior in their police blotter. This week, not so much:

Excerpts:

Welfare Check - Caller asked officers to check on two men who were inhaling nitrous oxide from Whippit canisters in the Safeway parking lot. An officer contacted the two men, who claimed they would not be driving after inhaling and would cause no problems this evening.

Trespass - Officers responded to a hotel room where the two Whippit boys were disturbing other guests with their raucous behavior. The two men bemoaned the deterioration in the quality of people now living in the community after they were told they were not allowed to return to the hotel premises.

Assistance Rendered - Officers responded to the airport regarding a report of a drunken man causing numerous problems in the terminal. Investigation revealed that a single besotted man had roundly cursed airline employees and attempted to pick fights with no less than five people. His last victim, who told officers he was performing a community service, smacked the drunk on the head and then stood over him and told him not to be so rude. None of the victims wished to pursue charges, as they all felt justice had already been served.

Go here for the rest.

3 comments:

threecollie said...

I am currently reading a Dana Stabenow book and am delighted to learn that the things on the police blotter in her story probably actually happened. lol

joated said...

Who ever it is that writes up the police bulletin is having way too much fun this winter.

I love the three examples you posted...especially the last: "His last victim, who told officers he was performing a community service, smacked the drunk on the head and then stood over him and told him not to be so rude. None of the victims wished to pursue charges, as they all felt justice had already been served." BWAHAAAA!

ProudHillbilly said...

Love that last one!