17 September 2012

A Short Quiz

Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to guess which  American politician said it.
 
Your four choices  are:

Former Alaska  Governor Sarah Palin
Former VP Dan Quayle
President Barack Obama
Former President George W.  Bush

Ready? Here we go:

1) "Let me  be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's."
A.  Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W.  Bush

2) "I've now been in 57 states ... I think one left to  go."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George  W. Bush

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen
heroes, and I see many of them in the  audience here today ..."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah  Palin
D. George W. Bush

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it  costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost,  about ... it would cost about the same as what we would spend. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us.
(nervous  laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to ... It ... It would cost us  about the same as it would cost for about… hold on one second. I  can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm  glad."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D.  George W. Bush

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care  system."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D.  George W. Bush

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like - it was like the  Special Olympics or something."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan  Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

7) "Of the many  responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are  more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme  Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them.  And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put  to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult  questions of our time."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah  Palin
D. George W. Bush

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no  sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma. They end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs,  when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they  got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer ... or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours."
A.  Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W.  Bush

9) "It was interesting to see that political interaction in  Europe is not that different from the United States  Senate. There's a lot of …I don't know what the term is in Austrian ... wheeling and dealing."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C.  Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

10) "I have made good judgments  in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
A. Barack  Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W.  Bush


Sorry. This was a trick quiz. All of the correct answers  are the same person. Each of these quotes are directly from President Barack Obama, who thinks there are 58 states.

And now you know why he brings his  teleprompter with him everywhere he goes ... even when talking to a 6th  grade class.

  The media, of course, continue to insist he is "the smartest man ever elected to the Presidency".



h/t Sandi S.

6 comments:

Steven Nielson said...

No tonly the smartest, but the messiah... remember? He was going to make the oceans recede, bring peace to the world... oh... wait... you mean he ISNT the messiah???

Rev. Paul said...

Steven, his supporters have forgotten the Two Rules of Life:

1. Only one Messiah per universe.
2. You ain't Him.

armedlaughing said...

Hey! He won the Nobel Peace prize for what they ASSUMED he would do!

The man is brilliant, just brillant!

PS - I've not slept since 2008!

gfa

Rev. Paul said...

gfa, I truly understand that. Most of all, Americans just want to be left alone ... to go about their business, live their lives, and enjoys the blessings of freedom. There's precious little of ANY of those things going on, anymore.

joated said...

November 6th can not come swiftly enough.

Rev. Paul said...

joated: absolutely.