11 December 2012

Police Blotter: You Know That Old Saw About

doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result? Read on.

 ... from the police log of the Unalaska Department of Public Safety.  Read more from the log via the Dutch Harbor Telegraph 

Assistance Rendered – Officers responded to the home of two drunken brothers, one of whom wished a drunken female friend to stay and the other of whom did not.  The drunken female chose to leave.

Assistance Rendered - Officers responded again to the home of two drunken brothers who could not decide whether their drunken female friend should stay or go.  The drunken female again chose to leave.

Domestic Disturbance – Officers mediated a non-violent dispute between a man and a woman who either were or were not still together.

Trespass – Caller asked police to remove a woman from his residence, and told the responding officers that the woman never leaves after he invites her to his house. Officers suggested that perhaps he should stop inviting her. The woman left without incident.

Theft – Taxi driver reported that a man who had repeatedly failed to pay his taxi fare in the past had again absconded without paying her. The responding officer, who was unable to locate the poorly identified suspect, suggested that the taxi driver quit transporting the freeloader.

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/12/11/2720620/unalaska-police-blotter.html#wgt=rcntnews#storylink=cpy


Old NFO said...

Yeah, they 'had' to have fun with that set... LOL

Murphy's Law said...

I gotta go to that place once, just to see the stupid.

Rev. Paul said...

NFO, if they didn't have fun with it, they'd go nuts. :)

ML, it's a rough place, but I suppose if you go in with your eyes open ...

threecollie said...

I read these out loud to my girls when you post them. Great stuff.

Rev. Paul said...

I'm here to help. :^)