... fDutch Harbor Telegraph
Assistance Rendered – Officers responded to the home of two drunken brothers, one of whom wished a drunken female friend to stay and the other of whom did not. The drunken female chose to leave.
Assistance Rendered - Officers responded again to the home of two drunken brothers who could not decide whether their drunken female friend should stay or go. The drunken female again chose to leave.
Domestic Disturbance – Officers mediated a non-violent dispute between a man and a woman who either were or were not still together.
Trespass – Caller asked police to remove a woman from his residence, and told the responding officers that the woman never leaves after he invites her to his house. Officers suggested that perhaps he should stop inviting her. The woman left without incident.
Theft – Taxi driver reported that a man who had repeatedly failed to pay his taxi fare in the past had again absconded without paying her. The responding officer, who was unable to locate the poorly identified suspect, suggested that the taxi driver quit transporting the freeloader.