18 January 2013

But Only GUNS Are Evil, They Said...

FBI: Man robbed Anchorage bank with a hammer

That's what you call your irony, right there. Hammer ban, anyone?  (/snark)

11 comments:

Matt said...

Heh, Love it.

Also love the photo at the top.

Sandy said...

Hammer Time, lol

Rev. Paul said...

Matt, thanks - on both counts.

Sandy, LOL. Also "dropping the hammer on hammers", etc etc etc.

ProudHillbilly said...

Obviously not completely mentally stable. That information should have been shared with the hardware store at which he purchased the hammer.

Rev. Paul said...

You're right, PH. They should have added his name to the "prohibited hammerers" list!

Ajdshootist said...

Was it an Assault Hammer? The kind that were used in 496 murders in 2011 "FBI" Figures.

Rev. Paul said...

ajdshootist, it must have been. The legal definition of "assault" is to "put the victim in fear of an imminent attack".

Dude must have been hammered. Or maybe he lied on his application form. Or ...

Old NFO said...

Bad guys/girls will use whatever they can get their hands on...

Rev. Paul said...

Concur.

Stephen said...

If it has a black handle it should be banned.

Rev. Paul said...

Or a shoulder thing that goes up. :) Thanks, Stephen.