1.) The cup lid is not a reason for turning the vehicle upside down.
2.) The guard rails exist for a reason, don't try and go over or around them.
3.) There are easier ways to discover other health conditions.
4.) You know the air bag is there; you don't need to prove it.
5.) There's no need to meet your deductible this early in the year.
6.) Just because your spouse is suffering, there is no need to try and top her.
7.) If you need a couple days just ask your boss. This was a little extreme, don't you think?
8.) That's the hard way to recruit new nurses for your clinics; see HR for details.
9.) Auto is not a secondary policy.
10.) GET WELL!
h/t Doctor Andy