13 February 2013

What the Heck?

So I'm feeling better, and scanning local headlines. This one jumped out at me:

"Following the Flames: 6 Reasons Why People Commit Arson"

Is this something we're concerned about?

Apparently, the local news is so slow that we're reduced to running articles that might appear in a lifestyle magazine. What's next? Here are few suggestions:
10 Ways to Tantalize Your Bear

Light, Sweet Crude: Not Just for Refining Anymore

12 Things You Never Knew About Snow

Moose: It's What's For Dinner
Salmon-Skin Sandals in Bear Country: Smart Footwear or Big Mistake?

I'm sure there are plenty more, and y'all can probably think of plenty on your own, so have at it. :)

12 comments:

Keads said...

Glad you are feeling better and it appears your sense of humor also suffered no ill effects =)

Rev. Paul said...

Thanks, Kelly, on both counts. :)

threecollie said...

I wouldn't mind moose for dinner. lol

Rev. Paul said...

threecollie, it's amazing how much steak you can get from an animal that field-dresses over 800 pounds. Yum.

OldAFSarge said...

Glad to hear you're feeling better. I know this made MY day!

Rev. Paul said...

Thanks, Sarge - glad you liked it!

Peter said...

Salmon-skin sandals in bear country? I'd pay to see someone wear them. In fact, I'd pay by the minute - no sense in paying by the hour, as they wouldn't last that long . . .

;-)

Cathy said...

Ditto everyone above. These are hilarious. My fav is the Smart Footwear! I'm trying to come up with an addition to your list, but in my current mood - all that comes to mind are nasty lines that involve Obama.

Rev. Paul said...

Peter, agreed. Most of the hour would be the bear picking its teeth. :)

Cathy, I understand ... so I'm glad it could make you smile.

Old NFO said...

Snerk... Can't think of any 'clean' ones...

Chickenmom said...

Just saw this - too funny. Sounds like some of the articles in our local paper. With pictures!
Glad you are feeling better.

Phyllis (N/W Jersey)

Rev. Paul said...

No worries, NFO. I'm sure most folks could come up with a few of those. :)

Chickenmom, glad it made you smile.