(The driver, narrating the drive from Whittier, AK, to Anchorage, AK.)
Driver: “The body of water on the left is called Turnagain Arm. It connects to the ocean, and sometimes we get to see Beluga Whales out there, so keep your eyes open! On the right are the Chugach Mountains."
Passenger: “Driver, can you tell us which side the whales will be on?”
My head hurts now...