30 May 2013

Unalaska Police Blotter: "Behave Yourselves!"

From the Dutch Harbor Telegraph:

Assault – Officers investigated an alleged assault involving one man having possibly been struck by one of a group of unidentified people. The victim was unable to identify his assailant, and the witnesses he named could not be identified or located.

Welfare Check – Officers following up on a 911 hang-up call in which the caller may have said she’d been hit found that a family argument had erupted between a man and his mother-in-law. The husband and wife had struggled briefly when he attempted to escape the residence. No charges were filed.

Suspicious Person/Activity – Officer conducting a traffic stop noticed an odor of marijuana in the vehicle. The driver said he had found a marijuana pipe in it when he bought the vehicle, and a subsequent search of the driver and vehicle revealed nothing suspicious.

Assault – Caller reported being struck several times in the face after he squirted a former coworker with a squirt gun. Under investigation.

Drunk Disturbance – A dipsomaniac reported that his dipsomaniac sibling was causing problems at their shared residence. An officer responded and told the two fully grown men to behave.


PioneerPreppy said...

What the hell is a dipsomaniac?

PioneerPreppy said...

HAHA it's an alcoholic :)

Yes I had to look it up.

Rev. Paul said...

No worries, Preppy. I would have told you, though. :)

Old NFO said...

Gotta love em... Can't shoot em! :-)

Rev. Paul said...

True enough, NFO, and that's probably quite a source of frustration to those officers.

(p.s. Yes, I know NFO's kidding; SO AM I.) Sheesh. :)