Tenants just reported to me that someone left a full-sized, black duffel bag on top of the Coke machine.
Sure enough, there it sat ... and not a soul in sight. I decided not to move it, and had cell phone in hand, when the owner came hobbling down the hall from his doctor appointment. Seems he tossed it up there when getting a drink, and then went off without remembering that he left it behind.
Now that my heart rate is back to normal, I decided it would make a good short for the blog.
But ... seriously, dude? NOT a good idea.