25 February 2014

Police Blotter: a Whipped Cream High

Animal – Caller reported being unable to get from her vehicle to her workplace as she was surrounded by numerous foxes. She provided additional information indicating that a woman who lives nearby might be feeding the foxes and contributing to their increasingly familiar behavior. An officer chased two foxes from the area in order that the caller might get into her workplace.              

Welfare Check – Officer checked on a man who had been passed out in a local restaurant and found that he was upright and attempting to get a taxi. The officer offered to assist him in this endeavor but received a scornful reply from the drunk.

Traffic Crime – An officer searching for the driver of a vehicle parked in a Handicapped Parking space at the PCR found the man running around the indoor track. The driver, who began limping when the officer approached, ultimately moved his vehicle to a more appropriate space.


Suspicious Person/Activity - A homeowner who had previously reported that people might be entering her shop advised police of fresh footprints in the snow near the shop. An officer determined the prints had been made by a neighbor’s child, and advised the child not to play in or near the shop or adjacent equipment. 

Traffic Crime - An officer searching for the driver of a vehicle parked in a Handicapped Parking space at the PCR found the man running around the indoor track. The driver, who began limping when the officer approached, ultimately moved his vehicle to a more appropriate space. 

Suspicious Person/Activity - Officers responded to a processing plant regarding a report that several men were getting high on pressurized whip cream. Officers found this was indeed the case, advised the participants against continuing this activity.
 

10 comments:

Brigid said...

One probably shouldn't read when their reading glasses are speckled by tears.

After being touched by your post on my dear Barkley I read this, and read the first one as " An officer chased two foxes from the area in order that the caller might get into her WOLFplace." (and I thought, holy cow, I'd have stuck with the foxes).

Rev. Paul said...

Hmm, a Freudian slip? Funny stuff. :)

Please let me know if there's anything else I can do, my friend.

threecollie said...

Hmmm...whipped cream high. Who knew?

Rev. Paul said...

They're inhaling the propellant fumes; it's called "huffing".

It's still stupid, though.

Old NFO said...

I hope the asshat that parked in the HC space ALSO got a large ticket!!!

Rev. Paul said...

NFO, the penalty in Anchorage is $200; I don't know if that's a local statute or state law, but suspect that Dutch Harbor has a similar fine.

Max said...

The thought of huffing makes me want to vomit, and that makes me want to vomit.
The things we do to ourselves. They would have had more fun with just the cream on a lunch break.

Just saying.

Rev. Paul said...

I'm with you, Max. Not good at all!

ProudHillbilly said...

I did not know you could huff whipped cream. I can think of tastier things to do with it - like squirting directly into mouth.

Rev. Paul said...

I'm with you, PH.