Theft ~ Bar patron reported that his vehicle, left unlocked and with keys in the ignition, had been stolen from the Norwegian Rat Saloon parking lot. An officer later observed the missing vehicle in the parking lot… of the Norwegian Rat Saloon.
Imagine that ...
Trespass ~ Homeowner asked officers to remove an intoxicated woman from her residence. The woman, when asked to leave, told police the homeowner had hit her but had to inspect several body parts before deciding where she had been struck.
(Sing along, to the tune of I've been working on the railroad): "I've been searching for my boo-boo ..."
Suspicious Person/Activity ~ A homeowner woke up to find that intoxicated, tattooed stranger had made himself at home in the garage, where he was sleeping soundly. Officers surrounded the man, who groggily stated that he believed he was at the home of a friend whose name he was unable to provide. The homeowners elected not to pursue charges and the inebriate was escorted from the property.
Suspicious Person/Activity ~ A screaming woman reported that an unidentified man was breaking into her residence. Officers responded and found that the woman was actually trespassing in said residence, and the “burglar” was an authorized company representative attempting to evict the woman and recover the keys to the company bunkhouse. An intoxicated and weeping female neighbor provided a fine resolution to the situation when she wandered into the street and begged that the woman be allowed to instead stay with her.
Ambulance Request ~ EMS personnel provided care and transport for a man who suddenly found himself covered with blood.
Assistance Rendered ~ Drunken sibling demanded that a woman who had brought him and his brother dinner be told to leave his home. An officer advised the drunk it wasn’t particularly nice to accept dinner from the woman and then kick her out of his home. The woman left of her own accord.