29 September 2014

Boozy, Bellicose, Snockered, & Bibulous

Drunk Disturbance- Bartender requested assistance with an uncooperative and highly intoxicated patron who refused to leave the bar. The suspect, who had many choice words for the responding officers, eventually left the area in a taxi.


Suspicious Person/Activity - Second-hand report of a trail of blood in front of the Russian Orthodox Church. An officer followed the trail to its origin on the banks of Iliuliuk River, at which location multiple fishermen and their bleeding catch were observed.
 

Traffic Crime - Complaint about a vehicle hindering traffic on Raven Way. Officers responded and found that strong winds had blown the vehicle, which had not been placed in “park,” into the roadway.

Drunk Disturbance - Officers responded to a bar regarding a boozy, bellicose patron with a proclivity for other patrons’ drinks. An intoxicated witness who fell face-first from his stool to the floor helped identify the suspect, who had already fled the bar. Officers found the grubby and bloody suspect wandering about the CEM and advised him he could be charged for his behavior at the bar.

Assistance Rendered - Officers responded to the residence at which a snockered sibling had reported that his bibulous brother was “freaking out” and crawling across the floor, and stood by with the creeping, gaseous patient, who refused all offers of assistance, until EMS arrived.

8 comments:

Old NFO said...

Sometimes you just gotta wonder...

Rev. Paul said...

NFO - concur. We do wonder how they continue imbibing so much...

ProudHillbilly said...

Sounds like WVU when I was there...

Rev. Paul said...

PH, I'm sure there are a number of us who remember college days like that. :)

Jefferson Selvy said...

Fishermen bringing fish to the fishers of men?

Rev. Paul said...

JS - I see what you did there. But most of the people who live outside of the major cities here are living a subsistence lifestyle, so they'd be fishing for food.

On the other hand, that doesn't mean they didn't share it with their pastor ... :)

Chickenmom said...

Well I guess it was a good thing only the fish were bleeding!

Rev. Paul said...

Absolutely, ma'am - it frequently seems otherwise, from their reports.