06 October 2014

Broken: Three of the Four Rules

The Four Rules
  1. All guns are always loaded.
  2. Never point the gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target (and you have made the decision to shoot).
  4. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

The Anchorage Daily Worker News reported:
A long-standing neighborhood conflict over roaming dogs escalated when a 74-year-old man fired a shotgun out a window of his home, killing a loose Chihuahua and landing himself in jail on criminal charges, according to police.

Tickle..? Who does he think he is: Eric Massa? Srsly, there are so many things wrong here that it's hard to know where to start.

Like Ron White says, you can't fix stupid.


Chickenmom said...

Mr. Mueller is old enough to know better, especially with children being nearby. 'Hope he doesn't have a bow & arrow.

ProudHillbilly said...


Rev. Paul said...

Chickenmom, I'm sure he'd already have shot himself in the foot, if he did. :)

PH ... me, too.

Sandy said...

Rev. Paul,

Tickle the dog?? He knew what he was doing.

Rev. Paul said...

Yes he did, Sandy - and now he can think about it from jail.