The Four Rules
The Anchorage Daily
A long-standing neighborhood conflict over roaming dogs escalated when a 74-year-old man fired a shotgun out a window of his home, killing a loose Chihuahua and landing himself in jail on criminal charges, according to police.
Tickle..? Who does he think he is: Eric Massa? Srsly, there are so many things wrong here that it's hard to know where to start.
Like Ron White says, you can't fix stupid.