31 January 2015

A Guy's Fairy Tale

For my single guy friends:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No."

So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End


h/t Dana

17 comments:

Rob said...

Padre its hard to write when you are laughing so hard.

Sunnybrook Farm said...

Ha, you really dreamed up a good one!

ProudHillbilly said...

:-)

Rev. Paul said...

All - thank you. I'll be here all week; try the veal!

Old NFO said...

Works!!! :-)

Rev. Paul said...

:)

PioneerPreppy said...

I make it a point to always leave the toilet seat up myself.

Mike Yukon said...

You can also scratch the word "compromise" from your vocabulary! :-)

Rev. Paul said...

Preppy- life on the edge, eh? :)

Mike - welcome! and that would be true, too.

doublebhomestead said...

Why didn't I read this 30 years ago!

Rev. Paul said...

doublebhomestead - welcome to you, too! I doubt there's a married man anywhere who hasn't had doubts & "what ifs" at one time or another.

Cathy said...

You dear fellas at least deserve to have your dreams ;)

Rev. Paul said...

Cathy - you've nailed it, right there. :)

Rumbear said...

That, brought a tear to my eye......

Rev. Paul said...

And that comment brought a smile to my face, Rumbear.

Keads said...

+1 on NFO! Yeah, it works =)

Rev. Paul said...

As long as you're happy, my friend, then my work here is done. :)