Officers responded to the home of the extremely inebriated woman, who now demanded that her sons be removed from the residence because they don’t pay rent and she’s sick of them. Officers declined to remove the young men and suggested she pursue civil recourse in court.
Officers responded to the home of an extremely
inebriated woman whose bacchanalian revelries had ended with demands
that her good friend be removed from the residence. The boozer hurled
invective as her good friend left.
Another extremely intoxicated person, this one
male, attempted to persuade police that he had been forced from his
pickup by three police or USCG officers who then fled in his vehicle.
The inebriate was unable to remember anything else that happened in the
preceding 24 hours except that he had been drinking. Officers later
determined the vehicle in question had never been in his possession and
had not, in fact, been stolen by renegades with short hair.
Officer responded to a local seafood processing
facility at which two senior citizens had allegedly been fighting with
one another. Investigation revealed that the two oldsters had been
smearing fish guts in one another’s face due to some long-standing
Officers responded to a residence at which a
mother was clearly out-screaming her son, and ensured that the son had
shoes and a jacket before she locked him out of the house.
Officer responded to a processing vessel regarding
an alleged trespasser, and found that previously terminated employee
who had returned to get his final paycheck was taking advantage of the
opportunity to mouth off at some of his former coworkers. The officer
advised the man to leave and not return, or else risk arrest. Minutes later, an officer was called back to the
processing vessel because the terminated employee had returned to
demonstrate more clearly why he no longer had a job. He had fled by the
time the officer returned.