Mom, pushing cart: So what else do we need?
Son: We need more ice cream.
M: We have lots of ice cream. We just bought it this morning.
S: No, we don't.
M: Sure we do. It was in the back of the other car, where you were unloading, this morning.
S: Yes, right up until those two bears found it. That's when I went inside real fast.
M: There were bears in the car?!?
S: I don't think you want to hear the rest of this.
h/t Older Daughter, who heard the whole conversation