Her: "I hate Word."
H: "Because I made my business cards, but they're not pretty."
M: "Do you want some help with it?"
"No, I'm going to take it home to my husband and say, "Honeeeey, these
aren't right and I can't fix it," and he'll have it all better in five
M: "But won't that let him think you're just a 'helpless woman', so he can hold it over your head?"
H: "Nope. Because I know where his socks are, and he doesn't."