12 June 2015

Friday Funny

Just because. :)

A man goes to see the Rabbi.  "Rabbi, something terrible is happening, and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours.  You want my advice?"
"Yes, please."
The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
h/t Dana


Vicki said...

snicker. snort.

I once had a friend who told me that if her husband ever murdered her, she wanted me to go before the judge and testify that she had driven him to do it. And I would have. She would have been right.

Cathy said...

Oh dear. . . . . .. That's funny!

Rev. Paul said...

I wasn't sure how it would be received by some readers. But if you two like it, it must be okay! :)