Caller reported a driver was speeding excessively.
An officer responded but found neither excessive nor reasonable
speeders in the area.
An exasperated, exhausted immature eagle which had
entrapped itself inside a crab pot was able to fly to safety after an
officer climbed a stack of crab pots and cut a raptor-sized hole in the
A man departing the Unalaska Post Office backed
straight into the only other vehicle in the entire parking lot, a marked
police car. The police car ...
received only minor damage. The driver was unable to explain how he
had missed seeing the patrol car.
A vehicle, reported stolen, was located several
hundred yards from where the driver had left it. No damages were
reported and the driver, who had left the keys in the ignition, did not
wish to pursue the matter.
An attempt to stop an intoxicated man from walking
home in inclement weather turned into a brawl when the inebriate tried
to escape the clutches of his would-be savior. Injuries to the two were
minor. No charges were filed.
A man who had gone to the landfill to take
pictures found himself locked in when he attempted to leave shortly
after closing time. A responsible party was notified of the problem.
Welfare Check / Ambulance Request / Assistance Rendered
Besotted brother phoned to say his equally soused
sibling needed help crawling into bed. A public-sitting officer
complied with the request.
[Later,] EMS personnel provided care and transport for the soused sibling who had fallen out of bed and dislocated his shoulder.
[Later still,] Clinic personnel asked an officer to retrieve
clothing for the soused sibling since the besotted brother was too drunk
to bring the clothes himself.
Officers discovered a vehicle had apparently
driven straight off the road and on top of a fire hydrant. Evidence and
witness statements led the officers to the home of [a man], 41 yoa,
of Unalaska. [He] admitted to having been drinking before the
accident, and was subsequently arrested for Driving under the Influence.