Drunken homeowner asked that two women be barred
from his home for the next year. An officer reminded the drunk that he
often makes such requests only to rescind them the next day, and told
him to call police again when he's sober if he still wishes to take that
course of action.
A drunken man phoned police and said he was naked,
cold, and exposing himself to passing vehicles and in need of
assistance. He was unable to name or describe his location. Officers
searched the common and not so common haunts of naked drunks but did not
find the man in question. No other calls were received from the man.
Brother called to report his inebriated sibling
had attacked him with a cane. Officers responded to the residence and a
witness said no assault had occurred.
Inebriated brother called to report that something
was wrong with his inebriated sibling. Officers responded to the
residence and were told that a pretty woman was doing things with his
[Six hours later - Ed.] Inebriated brother called to report his inebriated
sibling had told him to shut up. Officers responded to the residence
and found the two were arguing about a pretty woman.
A man reported that $400 had been stolen from his
sweatpants while he was sleeping in them. The man's roommates denied
taking the money, and none of the missing cash was located. Under
Driver reported a stumbling, apparently
intoxicated man in the roadway. Officers found the inebriate in
question sitting on the side of the roadway and ensured that he was
capable of walking the remaining 200 yards to his residence.
Officer checked the airport terminal after
multiple 911 calls were received from a pay phone at that location. The
officer was told by one child that another child had seen a monster and
so had phoned 911. The officer did not find any of the aforesaid
monsters in the terminal.