I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local
police, State Troopers, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and
other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and
I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out
of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male
wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Is this a great country, or what!?!