19 September 2016

Police Blotter: Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

Alcohol
Officers responded to a report an individual who was practicing his Kung Fu in the middle of the roadway.  Officers found the individual wallowing in the mud on the side of the roadway. The individual was taken into Protective Custody and released to a sober adult.

Public Safety
Officer contacted an individual who was walking in the middle of the street and who walked into the stopped police car. The individual stated he was engrossed in a phone conversation and didn’t see the fully marked and illuminated police car.

Theft
[A man], 26 y.o.a. from Washington State, charged with Theft 3 for taking a pair of flip-flops from the Unalaska Jail Facility.

Noise Disturbance
Complainant reported a loud toy car was keeping her from sleeping. Officers contacted the owner of the offending plaything and advised him to keep the noise down after 10 pm.

Civil
Caller reported his sister was fired for no reason from a local seafood company. The individual was advised that the issue was not something the police could help him with.

Public Safety
Officer contacted 2 individuals who appeared to be preparing to jump off of the South Channel Bridge into Captain's Bay. The two were advised of the inherent dangers of this activity and decided against tempting fate.

Assistance Rendered
Officers discovered an individual sleeping on the sidewalk. The individual had become tired after a long night of imbibing and decided to take a nap. The inebriate was assisted to his abode.

5 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

"[A man], 26 y.o.a. from Washington State, charged with Theft 3 for taking a pair of flip-flops from the Unalaska Jail Facility."

A candidate for Dofus of the day?

Rev. Paul said...

Definitely a contender, sir. :)

Brigid said...

I love those.

Chickenmom said...

I wish our local paper had these gems to report - thanks for sharing yours! :o)

Rev. Paul said...

Brigid - we do, too. Glad you like 'em. :)

Chickenmom - you're welcome.