It was 17° at my house this morning, but only 6° in the valley below. That's about 15 degrees more chilly than normal, mostly due to clear skies and snow cover.
But now, let's get to why you're really here. :)
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Caller reported her neighbors were again making
unreasonable noise and were keeping her family from sleeping. Officers
responded and confirmed that the noise was unreasonable. The neighbor,
against whom multiple noise complaints had been made in the past, was
cited for Disorderly Conduct.
Liquor Law Violation
While conducting a traffic stop an officer noticed
a rather youthful inebriated passenger. Further investigation confirmed
that [a man], 20 yoa, had consumed rather a large quantity
of alcohol. [He] was subsequently cited for Minor Consuming.
Officers responded to a processing plant regarding
an alleged assault, and discovered that one man had sprayed another in
the face with water, one by accident and then again on purpose when the
drenched victim threatened him. The soggy scapegoat decided that an
apology in lieu of assault charges would suffice.
Officer responded to a report that a man had been
threatened at the Harbor View Bar and found that an intoxicated and now
contrite patron had phoned police with this patently false allegation
after he was removed from the bar by a bouncer. While the officer talked
to the first drunk, his equally inebriated compatriot began praying at
the officer's feet, prompting the officer to advise the devout drunk not
to enter any licensed establishments this night.
Officers responded to another report of an assault
at the Harbor View Bar, and found that the inebriates of the previous
call had joined forces with additional inebriates; all of them had
valiantly attempted to both walk to their rooms and open their doors but
they had not entirely succeeded in these endeavors. Unisea Security
helped them achieve their goals.
Officers assisting EMS personnel with a patient
determined that the unconscious man had been partying with a companion
who had left him in the roadway after he passed out.
An extremely intoxicated man who had been taken to
the IFHS clinic regained consciousness and began ripping out IVs and
threatening medical staff. [The man], 37 yoa, of Unalaska, sprayed
blood all over the room in which he was being treated and attempted to
strike a responding police office. [He] was arrested on charges of
Disorderly Conduct, Assault IV-LEO and Harassment I.