Apparently all else is right with the world, so the snowflakes can whinge about inability to refuel.
There's no legal marijuana for sale in Fairbanks.
All three stores – Pakalolo Supply Co., Frozen Budz, and GoodSinse – have shut their doors as they wait for more cannabis to hit the wholesale market.
"We left Fairbanks dry," said Destiny Neade, Frozen Budz co-owner.
Across Alaska, a shortage of commercial cannabis has caused stores to close temporarily or open only in short spurts as product becomes available and is quickly bought up.
In Fairbanks, Frozen Budz has been closed for about a month, and will likely stay shut until the end of January, Neade said.
Give. Me. A. Break. There's more, but I can't bring myself to paste it here. It would seem that the problems of ISIS, terrorists in northern Mexico preparing to attack southern border cities in the U.S., the protests, an upcoming inauguration ... none of those things matter as much. If at all.